Lady Gaga feat. Beyonce - Telephone

Seriously what the f*ck did I just watch?

Hmm... I hope not.

Yeah! I totally did not want to see that!

Fashion Wise (more info here)
So I don't understand why they chose to shoot one part of the video in a jail... I don't see the relation between the concept of telephone/partying and a jail. Anyway I'll just say it was the occasion for Lady Gaga to do a fashion show... Starting with her pair of cigarettes sunglasses. It seems they were lit cause you can see the smoke coming out.

Fierce!

When she entered the jail she had this very high padded-shoulder dress that reminded me a lot of what Rihanna was wearing in her Hard videoclip. She also had the small tape crosses-like we saw Rihanna sporting last year. Of course with those two ladies being at the top of the fashion wave, they're bound to share some similar fashion choices. Unfortunately for Lady Gaga, she didn't bother to wear a bra with her dress... 

She made some other very questionable fashion choices during the whole jail incident.  You can judge for yourself.

  

 

Update: fashion recap here
Now enters the queen Beyonce!

You guys know that the only reason I watched this was to see Beyonce. Unfortunately, when she entered the story, it got even more random... I really want to know what the creative director had been smoking before writing the script!!

 

 
 

Marketing

Lady Gaga displayed in broad daylight some branded products during the videoclip... I wonder how much plenty of fish paid to appear in this videoclip or if she chose the brands randomly.

 

Now if you still want to see it, head over here. I have to warn you though... It's over 9 mn!

The song is not so bad though... Usually the pv helps the song, but here it's the contrary.